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“Me” Off-Broadway

Dear Friends,

We have just returned from our wonderful vacation—it was so nice to spend some quality time with our daughter and granddaughters.

As the summer winds down and we’re gearing up for an exciting Fall season, we just wanted to take a moment to recommend an off-Broadway musical for you: Me The People.

The zingy songs aim at the misguided, hypocritical and tragically unfit people who rep us in Washington remind us how important satire is at a time of national upheaval. The rousing finale is nothing short of brilliant. It alone is worth the price of admission.”—The Huffington Post

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It is showing at the Triad Theatre on 72nd Street and they are currently selling tickets through October 01, 2017.  I know that we’ve said it before, but this is a show you definitely do not want to miss!

Click here to buy tickets or learn more!
Best regards,
Philip & Marilyn

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Dear Friends,

Just received this in an email and thought we’d share a bit of humor for your humpday!

 

Best regards,

Philip & Marilyn

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Holiday Workout

Dear Friends,

As we wrap up Thanksgiving weekend and head into the Christmas season, we received this proposed workout for the holiday season and thought it was too good not to share!

Enjoy!

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Funny Fridays #2: Mathmeticians!

Here’s something we found in Joe Miller’s Jests. Joe was a fellow actor and humorist living during the time of Shakespeare:

A man says to a scholar’s wife

Your husband is an excellent mathematician

She replies, “Yes, but he can’t multiply”.

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The First (of many!) Funny Fridays

Because what better way to end the work week than with a laugh? Here’s something funny we found in our email this week:

Cardiovascular Exercise
The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our daily routine. This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular health and maintain muscle mass.

If you’re over 60, you might want to take it easy at first, then do more repetitions as you become more proficient and build stamina. Warning: It may be too strenuous for some. Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program!

So here it goes…

Scroll Down

NOW SCROLL UP

Great job.

That’s enough for the first day.
Have a glass of wine.

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Word Play #1

Who doesn’t love good word play?  These are from I18nGuy.

On the door of an apartment building: This door is not to be used for entering or exiting the building.

Warning Sign: Quicksand, any person passing this point will be drowned, by order of the district council.

Notice in Dry Cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

At the Safari Park: Elephants, please stay in your car.

In an Office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

Sign on Repair Shop: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door, the bell doesn’t work.)

Notice sent to residents of Wiltshire Parish: Due to increasing problems with the letter louts and vandals, we must ask anyone with relatives buried in the graveyard to do their best to keep them in order.

Outside a Secondhand Shop: We exchange anything–bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.

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You Finish?

Here’s another joke from the files—we hope you enjoy it!

A virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman.

Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, “So, you finish?” She paused for a second, frowned, and replied. “No!”

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the love making resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, “You finish?”
Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, “No!”

He was stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last bit of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping for air.

Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her beautiful sexy eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, “You finish??”

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear… “No, I’m Norwegian.”

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The Secret to Long Life

We received this email of an interview of 101 year-old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague, Kentucky.  In it she reveals the secret to a long life.  It gave us a good chuckle and thought you’d enjoy it too!

Interview with 101 year-old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague, Kentucky

Reporter:  Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?

Hattie:   For better digestion I drink beer.  In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine.  For low blood pressure I drink Red Wine.  In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch.   And when I have a cold I drink Schnapps.

Reporter:  When do you drink water?

Hattie:   I’ve never been that sick

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